Winning the Lottery

[Ollie]

I asked my wife what she would do if we won the lottery. She said. "I would take my half of the winnings and leave you"
I said. "I`ve some good news. We`ve won!" "Here is your fiver but do keep in touch."

[KEITH HURST]

I asked my wife what she would do if we won the lottery. She said. "I would take my half of the winnings and leave you"
I said. "I`ve some good news. We`ve won!" "Here is your fiver but do keep in touch."

you are ether single or extremely foolhardy

[Charlie1]

I asked my wife what she would do if we won the lottery. She said. "I would take my half of the winnings and leave you"
I said. "I`ve some good news. We`ve won!" "Here is your fiver but do keep in touch."

Great one Ollie cant wait to win that fiver ;-)

[Ollie]

Sometimes they show no consideration. My wife was making such a racket yesterday evening hammering and sawing, making my garden shed whilst I was trying to have a quiet drink and watch the football. Nightmare!