This is one of my favorite timeshares joke.
A farmer in Devonshire see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts
"ey up lad, tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm there, its full o hoss wee and cow dung"
The bloke says "Your have to excuse me I'm a Timeshare salesman so your have to speak slowly"
The farmer replies "If --- you --- use --- two --- hands --- you --- won't --- spill ---any"
A farmer in Devonshire see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts
"ey up lad, tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm there, its full o hoss wee and cow dung"
The bloke says "Your have to excuse me I'm a Timeshare salesman so your have to speak slowly"
The farmer replies "If --- you --- use --- two --- hands --- you --- won't --- spill ---any"

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